Banality

cairdeas @ 2004-08-29T04:21:00

2004-08-29T09:22:36Z

Just in case the Hurwitz's or their attorney reads this. Go F*** yourselves backstabbing no good untrustworthy not fit to be parents idiots. You are a bunch of small minded jerks.

I have no idea what this means.

2004-04-23T06:48:06Z

You're Roots!

by Alex Haley

While almost everyone agrees that you're brilliant, no one knows quite
how to categorize you. Some say that you're a person with an amazing family tree. Some
say that you're just a darn good storyteller. Others say that you're both and don't much
care where to draw the line. What is known is that your people have been through a great
number of trials and that you are where you are because of hard work. You have nothing to
lose but your chains.

Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

But.... I've never done drugs.

2004-04-23T06:46:36Z

EVERYONE who knows me knows I don't do drugs. I don't approve of them either. Just goes to show you that not all of these internet tests are accurate.

You're Colombia!

You do a lot of drugs, and these have kind of distorted your view of
reality, to the point that everyone looks like an enemy. You keep trying to restore
order over your schizophrenic world view, but you don't even know which goal is your own
and which is someone else's. You're pretty sure someone needs to be punished for all
this, but who that is changes all the time. Things would be a lot better for you if
you switched to coffee, or even to decaf, but all this money would be hard to give up.

Take
the Country Quiz at the Blue Pyramid

Another interactive thingamabob.

2004-04-16T05:13:13Z

"I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions, no more no less. Ask me anything you want. Then I want you to go to your journal, copy and paste this allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything."

Mercilessly stolen from Tejas UBER Geek. :) Thanks Jimmy boy!

cairdeas @ 2004-04-14T11:51:00

2004-04-14T16:51:24Z

I AM 34% GOTH!

Goth ny night, normal by day. Deep in my heart I know I am evil, but not on the company's time. I do need to eat.

two is the most for one day

2004-04-07T18:30:03Z

But I couldn't resist. This is TOO funny... But, we all know how Christians think of Jews. ;)

I'm a Heretic!

Which Enemy of the Christian Church Are You?

I love the internet..... :)

2004-04-07T17:18:32Z

Sadly, the word hippy used to be considered vulgar. A slander... As for me? I'm proud to say that I KNOW I'm doing the right thing for me, my children, my country, and earth herself.

I am a Hippy

Which America Hating Minority Are You?

Chemistry and the Messiah

2004-04-03T22:41:41Z

Life moves on. Sometimes getting better..... Sometimes getting worse. It's the nature of things. Sel and I had an interesting conversation yesterday about what would have happened if the bible had never been written. (which stemmed from a discussion on baby Bush which broke off on a tangent to the new fetus abortion issue which led to bible thumpers which led us to.... well here.) I asked what would have happened if the founding fathers of America had been satanists or blood worshipers or something just really really bad. Sel's reply.... "We'd probably be better off than we are with Bush!" LOL. too damn funny. And that got us to talking. We pretty much agreed that if the bible hadn't been written something else would have taken it's place. Not necessarily bad or good. But definitely something.

Moving along those lines, I am of the opinion that the world must have a balance of both good and evil to survive and that if you overbalance one, the other will find a way to surge forward. My example: Too many bible beating idiots telling us what we can and can't do to our bodies. They try to make everything "good" as they see it. What get's created? Charles Manson. Adolph Hitler.

Creation -> <- Destruction.

It has to happen. Good -> <- Bad. You have to balance it. It's basic science if you look at it the right way. In 8th grade chemistry you learned that there are atoms. And for each proton.... there is an electron... (generally speaking. let's not get into isotopes and what not.) two protons = two electrons. You throw this ratio off and what do you get? Ions! Something that is negatively charged will draw something that's positively charged and vice versa. So, my example is: George W is a - ion and the Messiah is a + ion. Opposites attract. You see? Anyhoo, just my theory. What do you think? Did I make sense at all?

the web

2004-04-02T19:42:43Z

This picture made me think of someone I've met.

OOOO!!!! How dey do dat?

2004-03-30T21:18:28Z

You are a Dynamic Supportive: Charismatic,
warmhearted, sincere, reliable, humorous,
compassionate, strong yet gentle -- all these
words describe Dynamic Supportives. The
Dynamic Supportive energy is typified in
therapists, doctors, conciliators, clergy,
teachers, and communicators. Dynamic
Supportives are independent, intuitive, and
good at bringing people together, sometimes
serving as bridges between Dynamics and
Adaptives.

What is your Natural Life Energy?
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Well of COURSE I AM. Duh! :)

I NOT CRAZY

2004-03-28T23:03:08Z

How insane are you?

Big Time Nutcase

You may have the odd tendency to do normal things, but on the whole, you're a loon of the highest order.

Click Here to Take This Quiz
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ug

2004-03-26T16:04:40Z

YAAAAAAAAAY!

2004-03-25T23:55:39Z

Seven more minutes. tick tock. It's interesting how much energy one must invest in a job that could be better spent on other things.

parents and sisters

2004-03-24T22:48:20Z

This weekend is my baby sisters wedding and I have to tell you, the closer I get to it, the more I don't want to go. My parents are making me wear this stupid outfit that I totally don't belong in. It's like putting a pig in knickers. Totally asinine and totally pointless and I TOTALLY DON'T WANT TO DO IT. *sigh* The things we do for the ones we "love." The only thing I have to say is that this is the last time I change my entire person to fit the expectations and demands of another. I haven't done it for years and if it wasn't for this silly feeling I have of owing my sister something really big, I wouldn't be doing it at all. I'm just Jess. Nothing more. Nothing less. Deal with it.

cairdeas @ 2004-03-24T15:24:00

2004-03-24T21:25:42Z

Your guardian animal is a Unicorn! Unicorns
represent purity and innocence. Their blood
can sustain life, even for those on the brink
of death, but the penalty for slaying a unicorn
or drinking its blood is to have a cursed life
for the rest of your existence. Unicorns are
fiercely loyal and make excellent companions
and friends. Generally they shun humans but
once a bond of friendship exists then a unicorn
will fight to the death to protect their human
companion. Unicorns are pacifistic, but once
aroused can use its horn as a highly effective
and deadly weapon.

What Mythological Animal is Your Protector?
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from the weekend on....

2004-03-24T18:50:10Z

Ok. So, Sunday night I go to the Vortex thinking I'm only going to volunteer and then I'm going home. I get there and get started behind the bar in the cafe. They're setting up video equipment to record Dark Goddess and there's an energy in the air that's just captivating. I was tired walking in but by the time the first 20 patrons had walked in I was so pumped full of juiciness that I knew I was going to have to stay. Soooooo, the children and I stayed for the show. Here's how encapsulating it was. This was the eighth time for my daughter to see the show. Being three, she stopped sitting still during oh... number four or five and we usually had to leave for a bit during the middle to prevent her from ruining the show for others. (Even I could tell that the actors were getting tired after a 5 week run and the energy seemed a little depleted.) My daughter sat still the ENTIRE show and we didn't have to leave. (Thank God.... The director of the show was sitting right next to us!) Instead, she sang and waved her arms and clapped and laughed in all the right places. Myself.... well let's just say that my face hurt for two days from smiling so big. Perfect. Dead on. Truly the best one I've seen yet (out of 14 or 15 total I've lost count. Isn't that pathetic?) I couldn't have been more inspired or more awed.

After, I stood behind the bar and watched as the actors critiqued themselves. The only thing I have to say about that is..... You guys need to lay off yourselves. Don't sell yourself short. Awesome is the only word I can think of to describe your performance. That or beguiling.... ;)

ANYHOO, went to Dallas yesterday with Sel and friend Rick. Got inspired by a way to maybe speed some things along in our lives. Things like where we're going and how we're going to get there. Should prove to be interesting. Will talk more about the trip later. Just wish us luck for now.

Magunter?

2004-03-24T16:35:09Z

you are darkmagenta
#8B008B

Your dominant hues are red and blue. You're confident and like showing people new ideas. You play well with others and can be very influential if you want to be.

Your saturation level is very high - you are all about getting things done. The world may think you work too hard but you have a lot to show for it, and it keeps you going. You shouldn't be afraid to lead people, because if you're doing it, it'll be done right.

Your outlook on life can be bright or dark, depending on the situation. You are flexible and see things objectively.

the spacefem.com html color quiz

Out of 75632 livejournallers who have taken the quiz, 763 (1.01%) were darkmagenta

what the heck is a Numenorean?

2004-03-19T09:05:39Z

Numenorean

To which race of Middle Earth do you belong?

My poor computer

2004-03-13T18:59:34Z

So, we get new tile in the kitchen and new carpet in the living room. I have the computer desk disassembled and I just haven't had the patience to put it back together. Sel's smart, she's using her laptop. Why didn't I think of that?! Well, I guess for now I'll just play catch up. First, some useless quizzes.

Your Candy Heart Is "Beat Me"
Between a spanking and a time out, you know what to choose
Valentine's Day isn't perfect, without a baseball sized bruise
Forget chocolate! It's all about taking a bit out of you.
You don't mind a little scratch marks mixed in too!
What Naughty Candy Heart Are You?

Your Inner Eye Color Is Brown
You're smart, thoughtful, and the ideal woman for most men. You are kind and easy to trust. Men open up to you like no one else. It's this inner warmness that attracts guys - and makes you an instant soulmate.
What's Your Inner Eye Color?

What Famous Leader Are You?

web psychiatrist

2004-02-27T21:33:22Z

Advanced Big 30 Personality Test Results

Sociability	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	78%
Gregariousness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	74%
Assertiveness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	74%
Activity Level	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	38%
Excitement-Seeking	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	86%
Enthusiasm	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	82%
Extroversion	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	72%
Trust	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	38%
Morality	\|\|\|\|\|\|	18%
Altruism	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	82%
Cooperation	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	38%
Modesty	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	42%
Sympathy	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	82%
Friendliness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	50%
Confidence	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	66%
Neatness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	42%
Dutifulness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	54%
Achievement	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	66%
Self-Discipline	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	42%
Cautiousness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	58%
Orderliness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	54%
Anxiety	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	50%
Volatility	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	54%
Depression	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	62%
Self-Consciousness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	42%
Impulsiveness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	54%
Vulnerability	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	26%
Emotional Stability	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	52%
Imagination	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	90%
Artistic Interests	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	90%
Emotionality	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	86%
Adventurousness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	90%
Intellect	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	82%
Liberalism	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	58%
Openmindedness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	82%

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Just so you know

2003-02-09T19:52:43Z

I know I know. It's a horrible thing to sign up for a LJ account when you're only going to use it so you can be on your friends "friends list" but I had to do it. I have discovered that I can't keep up with a ton of journals so I maintain my own on my server. If you'd like to read it go here.

Blanked out cause I changed my mind

***I've actually decided to use this thing. It's kinda cool. It's a little more private and I like that so........... see if anything else follows. it may. it may not. :)

~J~